max-galactica:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

foodtrucker:

i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention

Break an expensive vase

kiss kiss fall in love

What are you doing, Spock?

thegirldetective:

viria:

Matchbox Twenty-How Far We’ve Come (click here if the song doens’t play for any reason)

I did it. big thing.I did it and I am so so so prouudddddd uvu

guys, there’s a small warning..I think I went a bit masochistic on this one, so don’t blame me for all of my worst possible scenarios ; well one at least.

hope you’ll like it!:33

the end.

*everyone who is not in Percy Jackson fandom and had to scroll down all the way through your dashboard because of this I am sorry*

THIS IS REALLY AMAZING AND PERFECT I’M THIS CLOSE TO CRYING AAAHHH

soaringrachel:

sea-change:

they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.

(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength. are you fucking kidding me? i nearly died in the war. i have a fucking medal of bravery. and we’re looking at cocks together. gatsby can only take you so far, my friend. you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)

#the long version of this story is actually much better #because scott asks hemingway to have lunch with him and the first thing he says to hemingway when they’re there is ‘so you know how i’ve … #…never slept with anyone but zelda’#hemingway is like #…what #scott says so i was fighting with zelda the other day and she told me i wasn’t …adequate #hemingway is like … #…OH #he says: scott let’s go into the men’s bathroom #they go into the men’s bathroom #they come out of the men’s bathroom #hemingway says scott you are PERFECTLY FINE #scott is all B BUT WHY WOULD ZELDA SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAAAAAT #hemingway just. does not comment on zelda fitzgerald. #(that’s a fucking lie hemingway comments so hard on zelda fitzgerald) #scott says WELL I STILL FEEL BAD #hemingway says OKAY FRIEND HERE IS WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO #WE ARE GOING TO GO TO THE LOUVRE #AND YOU CAN LOOK AT ALL THE COCKS YOU WANT #OKAY???? #scott is like …sniffle; okay #they go to the louvre #scott feels even worse #hemingway kind of sees his point #he says ‘look scott do you want me to just give you some fucking tips’ #scott is all …yes #hemingway gives him some tips #which according to his memoirs include ‘the trick with the pillow’ #and much much more #and well zelda and scott stayed married

 

I’VE HAD THIS FUCKING TEXTBOOK ALL FUCKING SEMESTER AND I ONLY JUST NOW REALIZED THAT THERE’S A PICTURE OF SHERLOCK HOLMES ON THE FIRST PAGE IM SO UPSET

my-wintersoldier:

 #ROSE WHY AREN’T YOU IMPRESSED BY ME #I’M SO COOL #LOVE ME

josiahfiles:

neilcicierega:

New PPP video: APPARATE!

and the JAM (which is actually four jams in one)

excellent

just

excellent

swagjustice:

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year 

#why blaze it when you can praise it